| Totally awesome AIM convo! The cabbage lady!! xD |
[08 Aug 2005|09:30pm] |
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oRangEsHoeSGiRL: new story
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Once upon a time.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: There was a cabbage lady.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: She was one of those typical cabbage ladies, you know
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: the fluffy white hair and the white bonnet beneath it
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: sorta like ellen's grandmother from Harvest Moon
x CACTUS head: YES
x CACTUS head: I LOVE THAT GAME
x CACTUS head: :-D:-D
x CACTUS head: continue
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: yes
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: well, um
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: being the cabbage lady and all, she grew cabbages
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: ALLL YEAR LONG.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: she didn't know at first, but the cabbages were MAGICAL
x CACTUS head: oOOoooo
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: yush
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: i mean, how can you grow cabbages in winter?
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: but she was rather silly, that cabbage lady
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: um.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: one day, the priest came
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and said
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: "can we trade houses?"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and shes like... um...
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: but the priest gave his MOST CHARMING SMILE
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (people still wonder why he turned into a priest -- he shoulda been a movie star or something)
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and she couldn't say no
x CACTUS head: oOoO hahaha
x CACTUS head: awww:-(
x CACTUS head: scammer
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: xD
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And so they traded houses.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: The old cabbage lady lived in the basement
x CACTUS head: AW
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And the priest ate lots of cabbages
x CACTUS head: @___@
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: the old lady didn't really mind though
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: because she was a kind-hearted old lady
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and besides, she was having back pain
x CACTUS head: awwwww
x CACTUS head: haha
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: um.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: then one day, the priest got sick because the cabbages didn't like being eaten by a scammer
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (they were magical, remember?)
x CACTUS head: HAHAH
x CACTUS head: yes
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and so the priest went to the doctor
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and he said
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: "Doctor doctor! Oh! My tummy! My tummy!"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and the doctor's like
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: "what have you been eating the last couple of days?"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: but the priest didn't want to tell the doctor he was eating cabbages
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and hes like "um... water"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (he wasnt really smart)
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (maybe that's why he was the priest)
x CACTUS head: [[clearly he wasnt...
x CACTUS head: ]]
x CACTUS head: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: but anyways
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: he went home
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: because the doctor said "rest! and eat... substanance!"
x CACTUS head: oooo
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and he ate cabbages
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: because cabbages was... substanance!
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: *were
x CACTUS head: i thought they were ruffage
x CACTUS head: *roughage
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: ...?
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Anyways. On with the story.
x CACTUS head: ok
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: A few days pasted.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: The old lady got tea from the lovely harvest sprites
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: and the priest was sick in bed, eating cabbages
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (he brought them in by his bedside)
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: now, you see, the cabbages were poisionous to begin with
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: but now they were ROTTEN...
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: so now the entire house smelled of... rotten cabbages
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: The village thought the old lady was doing experiments or something.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: With cabbage juice as an indicator, you know.
x CACTUS head: oh yess
x CACTUS head: ahahaha thats so weird
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: no its not!
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: erm.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: it all makes sense. somehow.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: or do you not want to know the rest of the story? -_-
x CACTUS head: i want to know!
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Good.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And so the priest called the doctor.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: The doctor's like "Okay, I'm coming to the church now"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And the priest says "Okay".
x CACTUS head: okay
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And so the doctor goes to the church, but finds it empty there because the old lady was having tea with the harvest sprites.
x CACTUS head: oOoooOoO
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Yes. He finds there are no cabbages in the refridgerator like he thought, however, because he knew the priest stole cabbages from the old lady once in a while.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: He gets slightly aggravated, because he needs the cabbage for his treatment of stomachaches, so he heads on over to the Cabbage Lady's house.
x CACTUS head: oOOOoOo
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Yes...
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: he smells this awful smell, and he gets really worried
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Because corpses tend to stink when they're left behind.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: So he knocks down the door without knocking and sees the priest in the bed.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And he screams.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: You would too, if you expected to see a dead lady and instead saw a dead-ish priest
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: He drags the the priest out onto the dirty street
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: ANd suddenly, the priest gets all better.
x CACTUS head: OOO
x CACTUS head: awesome
x CACTUS head: hahaa
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And the priest says, "THANK YOU!!!"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And trys to go back into the house.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: But the doctor starts thinking. He knew the priest had no money. (he spent it all on bribing the harvest sprites into not attacking him)
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And a doctor fee costs money. And he was hungry, anyways.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: So he grabs the priest and says "Not so fast!"
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: "I want this house! Go live in the infirmary!"
x CACTUS head: OOO
x CACTUS head: ahahaha dang
x CACTUS head: sneaky
x CACTUS head: i love this
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: And so the priest gets all sad... but goes anyways
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: (hahahha, its a harvest moon story!! XDDDDDDD)
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: because his most CHARMING smile doesnt work on guys.
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Well, most guys anyways.
x CACTUS head: HAHAHAHA
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: Um. Im tired. x_x
x CACTUS head: [[ did you know that in the gameboy advanced version of harvest moon, if you propose to gray, he says, "wow... im not.. im not sure how i feel for you..
x CACTUS head: "
x CACTUS head: awww.
x CACTUS head: okay you can finish tomorrow.
x CACTUS head: :-D
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: awww
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: okay
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: yay
x CACTUS head: grays gay
x CACTUS head: hahaha
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: we should so totally save this aim convo XD
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: HAHHAHAHAA... Xd
x CACTUS head: im gonna
x CACTUS head: okay
x CACTUS head: <3
x CACTUS head: goodnight
oRangEsHoeSGiRL: niight
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[04 Aug 2005|03:48pm] |
the Ham
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your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 17% on dark |
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| 1863!! |
[29 Jul 2005|01:16pm] |
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So I get this chain letter from my friend, and it's the typical "HOMG! YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS OR ELSE YOULL DIE!" kind of chain letter. Ya know, the type that everyone hates.
And so, in trying to provoke me into sending it to 15 other people (and making them suffer through the misery), it's like "This Chain Letter's Been Around Since 1863!"
Last time I checked, internet was invented around 1990-1992, 1980 at the lastest, and that was only for military personal... so the latest this chain letter can go back is around the 1980s, during the COLD WAR.
Yup, I'm sure Russians and Americans were trying to get their crushes to like them through silly chain e-mails. -_-
UNLESS, of course, it was MAIL chain letter... or a disguised form of the Emancipation Proclaimation... o_O
I mean, come on. 1863. That was during the CIVIL WAR. That was when people still didn't have electricity and were exploring the West. AMERICA WAS STILL A BABY BACK THEN... The Transcontinental Railroad was JUST INVENTED. There werent any CARS yet, and there was this lousy chain letter?
So the moral? Dont mess with chain letters... or if you do, don't lie, hah, cause geeks like me out there will catch you and skin you alive. *toothygrin*
And I'm not even that much of a geek! XD
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[20 Jun 2005|12:51pm] |
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Err, yeah. My livejournal is BACK! Or more like reincarnated through this thingymagiggy. My icon thingy is Kaolla Su (the foreign girl) from Love Hina. It's so prettyful, haha. She has this wild look to her face that's so happy and hyper. ^__^ And her cheek-colorings match the rest of the layout! Yay!
Well, summer began for me. Right now, I'm just... surfing the internet, writing stuff, and swimming. I'm nervous about swimming again, because I'm the slowest on the entire TEAM and he pushes you. Raul (the coach) isn't bad though... he's just... forceful? Haha, he just wants you to swim a lot. I don't think I'll be back in shape in time for try outs though, unless I work REALLY REALLY hard and do push-ups and stuff. I mean, I do have a few months less than a year, but then maybe the pressure would be too great and I'd die from two hours of swimming. I'm so bored though -- there's nothing to do. I made this on pure whim. o_o
Time to go sulking back to boredom...
<3 Helen
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